








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 222 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




65 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12472 | 27% |
| Smokes | 11792 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8721 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 13138 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,606,187 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 71% | 119 |
| #2 | Andrxw | 68% | 286 |
| #3 | SAFNDAF | 68% | 93 |
| #4 | vaLk | 66% | 128 |
| #5 | Dmac17 | 64% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | SAFNDAF | 68% | 93 |
| #4 | vaLk | 66% | 128 |
| #5 | Dmac17 | 64% | 90 |
| #6 | ♛Don♛ | 64% | 84 |
| #7 | mizutani | 57% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 36 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | Andrxw | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | SAFNDAF | 17 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Dmac17 | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | vaLk | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 702 | 0.31 | 17 min |
| #2 | Andrxw | 539 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #3 | SAFNDAF | 275 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dmac17 | 275 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | vaLk | 176 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAFNDAF | +4.37 | 74 | 68 |
| #2 | vaLk | +2.29 | 72 | 53 |
| #3 | ♛Don♛ | +1.57 | 49 | 54 |
| #4 | dmac | +1.50 | 63 | 60 |
| #5 | Dmac17 | +1.49 | 85 | 60 |





