








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 367 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 122 matches | ||
| Faceit | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11665 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,114 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6820 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5868 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 11801 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 7625 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,430,498 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mizutani | 73% | 140 |
| #2 | Uncle Dan | 68% | 144 |
| #3 | dmac | 68% | 286 |
| #4 | ⭕Undeя | 67% | 124 |
| #5 | ♛Don♛ | 64% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruski - LFT | 114 | 0.0215 |
| #2 | Uncle Dan | 46 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | SAFNDAF | 33 | 0.0138 |
| #4 | ♛Don♛ | 19 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | dmac | 16 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAFNDAF | +3.78 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | ⭕Undeя | +2.78 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | ♛Don♛ | +2.46 | 59 | 54 |
| #4 | dmac | +2.10 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | Ruski - LFT | +1.63 | 55 | 69 |





