








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 141 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7694 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7231 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7123 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8466 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,361,684 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 213 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAC | 66% | 61 |
| #2 | seethetruth | 63% | 117 |
| #3 | Dirt | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | Shado? | 56% | 88 |
| #5 | itz_Sic | 55% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Zaxl | 52% | 54 |
| #9 | Raiden | 50% | 44 |
| #10 | FIREWOULF | 48% | 62 |
| #11 | Riley Reid | 47% | 90 |
| #12 | Gnome Sayin | 45% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seethetruth | +4.74 | 75 | 51 |
| #2 | Zaxl | +2.97 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | Dirt | +2.16 | 88 | 50 |
| #4 | abe722 | +1.13 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | Gnome Sayin | +0.99 | 62 | 73 |





