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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 137 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,940 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11178 | 36% |
| Smokes | 8359 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5033 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6370 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $659,450 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 979 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | N1TE ⛟ | 92% | 49 |
| #2 | skaproodle | 86% | 50 |
| #3 | murasakii あ | 82% | 34 |
| #4 | ImpressioN- #A | 80% | 250 |
| #5 | Inzane | 79% | 135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | 1396 | 0.30 | 41 min |
| #2 | Inzane | 622 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #3 | chΰbbi☻ | 578 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Kuma - 熊 | 270 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #5 | hash | 202 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | +6.44 | 84 | 83 |
| #2 | murasakii あ | +5.53 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | Inzane | +4.38 | 75 | 69 |
| #4 | skaproodle | +4.06 | 88 | 69 |
| #5 | N1TE ⛟ | +3.17 | 75 | 73 |





