








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1756 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September






The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 321 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 306 matches | ||
| Premier | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7355 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7820 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9592 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8868 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9234 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,194,472 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | murasakii あ | 90% | 178 |
| #2 | `ReiWhite | 89% | 76 |
| #3 | skaproodle | 89% | 312 |
| #4 | N1TE ⛟ | 86% | 152 |
| #5 | Derek | 86% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | 42 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Cammy | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | skaproodle | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Inzane | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | puborkiazxc | 12 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | 6094 | 0.29 | 187 min |
| #2 | Inzane | 2276 | 0.24 | 66 min |
| #3 | Cammy | 1850 | 0.30 | 40 min |
| #4 | Kuma - 熊 | 1188 | 0.20 | 36 min |
| #5 | skaproodle | 977 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | +6.57 | 86 | 84 |
| #2 | murasakii あ | +4.78 | 94 | 71 |
| #3 | Inzane | +3.86 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Kuma - 熊 | +3.11 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Derek | +2.85 | 87 | 66 |





