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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1135 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1548 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1505 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 927 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1105 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $435,902 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 135 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ezelpigu | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | Anasasis | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Inzane | 66% | 38 |
| #4 | ImpressioN- #A | 65% | 31 |
| #5 | Kuma - 熊 | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cammy | 466 | 0.38 | 11 min |
| #2 | splashske | 235 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #3 | ImpressioN- #A | 215 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #4 | Inzane | 210 | 0.29 | 7 min |
| #5 | fatal | 146 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | splashske | +7.75 | 95 | 65 |
| #2 | Anasasis | +6.98 | 90 | 71 |
| #3 | ImpressioN- #A | +5.25 | 81 | 86 |
| #4 | Inzane | +5.25 | 86 | 71 |
| #5 | Kuma - 熊 | +5.19 | 81 | 63 |





