








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 566 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 327 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 124 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
22709 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19277 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14264 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 16657 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 17570 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,891,547 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2727 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | 91% | 257 |
| #2 | chΰbbi☻ | 89% | 312 |
| #3 | Inzane | 89% | 115 |
| #4 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | 85% | 178 |
| #5 | 𝚁𝙸𝙺𝙾 | 81% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | +6.71 | 86 | 84 |
| #2 | Inzane | +4.68 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | skaproodle | +3.73 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | ɴᴏ ɢʀᴀꜱꜱ, ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴄꜱ | +3.38 | 77 | 71 |
| #5 | N1TE ⛟ | +3.05 | 79 | 70 |





