








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3498 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 235 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 233 matches | ||
| Premier | 206 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 57,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18735 | 32% |
| Smokes | 15501 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10260 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 13200 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,463,517 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skaproodle | 91% | 257 |
| #2 | murasakii あ | 89% | 144 |
| #3 | Inzane | 87% | 473 |
| #4 | Derek | 87% | 99 |
| #5 | N1TE ⛟ | 86% | 125 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chΰbbi☻ | 22 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | skaproodle | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Cammy | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Inzane | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | puborkiazxc | 9 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inzane | 1860 | 0.22 | 56 min |
| #2 | chΰbbi☻ | 1853 | 0.09 | 49 min |
| #3 | Cammy | 1378 | 0.29 | 30 min |
| #4 | Kuma - 熊 | 1170 | 0.19 | 36 min |
| #5 | skaproodle | 775 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImpressioN- #A | +6.56 | 86 | 84 |
| #2 | splashske | +4.44 | 92 | 60 |
| #3 | murasakii あ | +4.26 | 93 | 70 |
| #4 | Inzane | +3.77 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | Kuma - 熊 | +3.06 | 82 | 66 |





