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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1414 | 13% |
| Smokes | 2920 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3152 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3066 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,261 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sombito | 65% | 48 |
| #2 | foxyy2k | 63% | 112 |
| #3 | maxime | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | EliGE | 57% | 87 |
| #5 | XenBad | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | maxime | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | EliGE | 57% | 87 |
| #5 | XenBad | 54% | 76 |
| #6 | Handicap(covans) | 53% | 93 |
| #7 | DoomSkull | 51% | 217 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliGE | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | DoomSkull | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | foxyy2k | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | sombito | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Handicap(covans) | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoomSkull | 418 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | foxyy2k | 284 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Handicap(covans) | 267 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | sombito | 229 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | maxime | 219 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | +5.15 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | maxime | +3.75 | 85 | 63 |
| #3 | sombito | +2.97 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | DoomSkull | +1.50 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Solenoid | +1.24 | 73 | 61 |





