








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 456 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1528 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2929 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3139 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3153 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1386 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,073,389 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sombito | 67% | 39 |
| #2 | maxime | 57% | 213 |
| #3 | foxyy2k | 55% | 305 |
| #4 | Solenoid | 53% | 93 |
| #5 | NAF | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | EliGE | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | maxime | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | sombito | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Solenoid | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | +6.19 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | maxime | +4.38 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | sombito | +2.96 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | DoomSkull | +1.27 | 60 | 66 |
| #5 | Solenoid | +0.99 | 72 | 58 |





