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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3457 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3143 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1665 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2391 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2323 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,476,772 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1828 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | EliGE | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | XenBad | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Solenoid | 51% | 217 |
| #5 | Handicap(covans) | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | EliGE | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | XenBad | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Solenoid | 51% | 217 |
| #5 | Handicap(covans) | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solenoid | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | EliGE | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | foxyy2k | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solenoid | 243 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | Handicap(covans) | 63 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | foxyy2k | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | XenBad | 36 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | EliGE | 8 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | +4.69 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | DoomSkull | +1.27 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | Solenoid | +1.09 | 72 | 62 |
| #4 | XenBad | +0.26 | 84 | 39 |
| #5 | EliGE | -4.58 | 20 | 18 |





