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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,648 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 285 | 17% |
| Smokes | 264 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 609 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 490 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $323,465 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handicap(covans) | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | EliGE | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | DoomSkull | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Solenoid | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handicap(covans) | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | EliGE | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | DoomSkull | 59% | 39 |
| #4 | Solenoid | 54% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoomSkull | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Solenoid | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solenoid | 77 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | DoomSkull | 67 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Handicap(covans) | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoomSkull | +1.28 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | Solenoid | +1.03 | 71 | 54 |
| #3 | XenBad | +0.17 | 84 | 39 |
| #4 | Handicap(covans) | -5.33 | 16 | 56 |
| #5 | EliGE | -8.55 | 8 | 21 |





