








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5185 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,620 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2956 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2665 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3505 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2494 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,101 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sombito | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | DoomSkull | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | Solenoid | 63% | 112 |
| #4 | maxime | 58% | 248 |
| #5 | Handicap(covans) | 55% | 305 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EliGE | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | Handicap(covans) | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | maxime | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | sombito | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Solenoid | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foxyy2k | +5.81 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | maxime | +4.24 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | sombito | +2.78 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Solenoid | +1.31 | 71 | 61 |
| #5 | DoomSkull | +0.87 | 66 | 67 |





