








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 194 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2700 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3080 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2408 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2499 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,088,730 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustKingRuslan | 57% | 60 |
| #2 | -Pin | 56% | 107 |
| #3 | Packman | 54% | 103 |
| #4 | fakeWomenLuvr | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Rocketman_24 | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Packman | 54% | 103 |
| #4 | fakeWomenLuvr | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Rocketman_24 | 50% | 30 |
| #6 | Shuxz | 49% | 186 |
| #7 | Aubrey Drake Graham | 47% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aubrey Drake Graham | 19 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Shuxz | 16 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Packman | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | -Pin | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | fakeWomenLuvr | 4 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pin | 618 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #2 | Packman | 378 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shuxz | 240 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Aubrey Drake Graham | 201 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | JustKingRuslan | 112 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rocketman_24 | +1.03 | 89 | 61 |
| #2 | supreme commander | +0.97 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | JustKingRuslan | +0.82 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | -Pin | +0.75 | 57 | 78 |
| #5 | fakeWomenLuvr | +0.75 | 61 | 33 |





