








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 379 matches | ||
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7060 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9081 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5893 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6959 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,377,804 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1439 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe | 84% | 50 |
| #2 | flatline'7 -.- | 57% | 54 |
| #3 | supreme commander | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | Shuxz | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | t1 | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | supreme commander | 57% | 60 |
| #4 | Shuxz | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | t1 | 54% | 50 |
| #6 | -Pin | 51% | 78 |
| #7 | Packman | 48% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pin | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Packman | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Shuxz | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | supreme commander | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | t1 | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pin | 485 | 0.31 | 12 min |
| #2 | Moe | 250 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #3 | Packman | 230 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | flatline'7 -.- | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Shuxz | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moe | +3.66 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | flatline'7 -.- | +1.56 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | JustKingRuslan | +0.97 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | supreme commander | +0.80 | 67 | 54 |
| #5 | t1 | +0.74 | 67 | 34 |





