








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 339 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3482 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7066 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5973 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4374 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3995 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,963 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Shuxz | 54% | 89 |
| #6 | JustKingRuslan | 51% | 78 |
| #7 | SAC | 51% | 79 |
| #8 | Packman | 50% | 105 |
| #9 | Rocketman_24 | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Packman | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Shuxz | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | JustKingRuslan | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | supreme commander | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Rocketman_24 | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SAC | 384 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #2 | Packman | 380 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shuxz | 176 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | JustKingRuslan | 167 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | supreme commander | 127 | 0.06 | 3 min |





