








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1428 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1643 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 942 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,083 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustKingRuslan | 55% | 47 |
| #2 | -Pin | 54% | 89 |
| #3 | Mr. Meep | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Packman | 49% | 63 |
| #5 | supreme commander | 49% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mr. Meep | 50% | 24 |
| #4 | Packman | 49% | 63 |
| #5 | supreme commander | 49% | 186 |
| #6 | Rocketman_24 | 47% | 19 |
| #7 | Aubrey Drake Graham | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | supreme commander | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | -Pin | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Aubrey Drake Graham | 4 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | Packman | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | JustKingRuslan | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pin | 559 | 0.32 | 14 min |
| #2 | supreme commander | 234 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #3 | Packman | 171 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | JustKingRuslan | 68 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Rocketman_24 | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Pin | +1.50 | 63 | 76 |
| #2 | JustKingRuslan | +1.43 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | supreme commander | +0.96 | 70 | 57 |
| #4 | Rocketman_24 | +0.71 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | Mr. Meep | +0.61 | 48 | 43 |





