








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Renown | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3870 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3321 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3667 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4485 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,986,247 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aggro | 53% | 94 |
| #2 | Kristen pesto | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Marx3n | 51% | 255 |
| #4 | Promiscuous Boy | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | Enferno | 51% | 481 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kristen pesto | 53% | 51 |
| #3 | Marx3n | 51% | 255 |
| #4 | Promiscuous Boy | 51% | 108 |
| #5 | Enferno | 51% | 481 |
| #6 | Quarantined_Polarbear | 48% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enferno | 25 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Quarantined_Polarbear | 18 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | aggro | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Marx3n | 6 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enferno | 1525 | 0.15 | 38 min |
| #2 | Marx3n | 566 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Quarantined_Polarbear | 504 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #4 | aggro | 222 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kristen pesto | 111 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aggro | +3.52 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Promiscuous Boy | +3.23 | 78 | 45 |
| #3 | Enferno | +1.03 | 69 | 63 |
| #4 | Snôòpy | -0.67 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | Kristen pesto | -0.69 | 67 | 37 |





