








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,070 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1862 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2344 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1416 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1448 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $655,098 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Habelinho | 57% | 89 |
| #2 | WinTeK2$tronK | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | oppi | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | Sasquatch | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Lezo. | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Shanqs | 52% | 61 |
| #7 | max | 51% | 140 |
| #8 | tidi | 48% | 46 |
| #9 | Wigglers | 48% | 44 |
| #10 | AliPay | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | 35 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | max | 23 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Shanqs | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Habelinho | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | tidi | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | max | 357 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | WinTeK2$tronK | 191 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Shanqs | 136 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Habelinho | 134 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | tidi | 72 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | +1.97 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | max | +1.31 | 72 | 71 |
| #3 | trolof | +0.81 | 64 | 63 |
| #4 | Shanqs | +0.34 | 58 | 59 |
| #5 | tidi | -0.40 | 60 | 61 |





