








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,160 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8355 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5913 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5395 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3497 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $698,176 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dianitey | 27 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | Suba Blyat | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Ande | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Spye | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | Kaynist | 7 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ande | 520 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | Suba Blyat | 282 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dianitey | 254 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Spye | 140 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kaynist | 104 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Franklin | +9.24 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | Spye | +8.05 | 92 | 60 |
| #3 | ricky lafleur | +4.09 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆݁ | +0.54 | 59 | 40 |
| #5 | Ande | +0.37 | 33 | 54 |





