








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3844 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2902 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1272 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3249 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,093,639 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Franklin | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | ricky lafleur | 60% | 274 |
| #3 | Spye | 54% | 134 |
| #4 | Kaynist | 54% | 94 |
| #5 | Suba Blyat | 49% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky lafleur | 43 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | Dianitey | 22 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Suba Blyat | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #4 | Kaynist | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Spye | 7 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky lafleur | 1027 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | Suba Blyat | 280 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Dianitey | 217 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Kaynist | 130 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Spye | 105 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spye | +9.50 | 92 | 58 |
| #2 | James Franklin | +8.66 | 91 | 62 |
| #3 | ricky lafleur | +4.97 | 78 | 60 |
| #4 | Kaynist | +0.24 | 39 | 34 |
| #5 | Ande | +0.22 | 31 | 53 |





