








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4974 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1820 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2625 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2476 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3277 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,015,540 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twm | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | Kaynist | 61% | 153 |
| #3 | ricky lafleur | 60% | 153 |
| #4 | Pearcey | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Ande | 54% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky lafleur | 521 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #2 | Suba Blyat | 285 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ande | 275 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dianitey | 256 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kaynist | 184 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spye | +8.42 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | twm | +4.33 | 70 | 39 |
| #3 | ricky lafleur | +2.76 | 77 | 59 |
| #4 | Pearcey | +1.32 | 82 | 35 |
| #5 | Kaynist | -0.54 | 41 | 35 |





