








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 304 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1642 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2970 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3405 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3378 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $999,288 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1061 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaynist | 53% | 123 |
| #2 | James Franklin | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | Spye | 50% | 242 |
| #4 | ricky lafleur | 48% | 223 |
| #5 | Ande | 47% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky lafleur | 52 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Suba Blyat | 25 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Spye | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Ande | 12 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Kaynist | 12 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ricky lafleur | 829 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | Ande | 416 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Suba Blyat | 371 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Spye | 194 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Kaynist | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | James Franklin | +9.02 | 92 | 60 |
| #2 | Spye | +8.76 | 92 | 59 |
| #3 | ricky lafleur | +3.28 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | Ande | -0.10 | 29 | 51 |
| #5 | Kaynist | -0.12 | 40 | 36 |





