








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 247 matches | ||
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2491 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2837 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3059 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2790 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,879,025 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 150 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pro.bolboquic | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | osumaslayer | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Erska | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | arabikemali | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | kyöstib | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | osumaslayer | 643 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | Erska | 338 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | beenman | 319 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | pro.bolboquic | 302 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | angry | 300 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beenman | +3.01 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | angry | +2.07 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | osumaslayer | +1.89 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | Jutaami | +1.61 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | tamago | +1.02 | 68 | 67 |





