








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
610 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,434 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1076 | 44% |
| Smokes | 450 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 413 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 495 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,817 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 47 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 狗石丹 | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | De Zeewier Snuivende Zeekoe | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | mazerfaker men( | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | 4dapse | 1 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4dapse | +6.54 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | Panda | +4.55 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | De Zeewier Snuivende Zeekoe | +3.61 | 94 | 52 |
| #4 | 狗石丹 | +3.17 | 55 | 58 |
| #5 | mazerfaker men( | +2.96 | 83 | 60 |





