








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 943 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,153 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3650 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4108 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1449 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2946 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,448,033 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 狗石丹 | 69% | 54 |
| #2 | web 4 | 68% | 47 |
| #3 | 4dapse | 68% | 75 |
| #4 | _-AstRo-_ | 67% | 42 |
| #5 | Pluneto | 65% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Panda | 57% | 23 |
| #10 | tudorrr | 53% | 85 |
| #11 | molodoyfan | 53% | 59 |
| #12 | BliksemBliksemBoeman | 52% | 25 |
| #13 | donald | 49% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mik125 | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | 4dapse | 10 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | molodoyfan | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | 狗石丹 | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Ebybl1k | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mik125 | 449 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | tudorrr | 279 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | donald | 221 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | 狗石丹 | 208 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | 4dapse | 204 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4dapse | +3.28 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | De Zeewier Snuivende Zeekoe | +2.35 | 90 | 59 |
| #3 | 狗石丹 | +2.15 | 45 | 54 |
| #4 | Pluneto | +1.42 | 82 | 68 |
| #5 | Panda | +0.85 | 66 | 41 |





