








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 452 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 729 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1051 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 714 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1159 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,885 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fishchair | 54% | 52 |
| #2 | Komplo | 46% | 98 |
| #3 | Wayven | 46% | 118 |
| #4 | Aggro | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | danstyan | 41% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Komplo | 46% | 98 |
| #3 | Wayven | 46% | 118 |
| #4 | Aggro | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | danstyan | 41% | 94 |
| #6 | 11* iViiV1D | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 24 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Aggro | 19 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Komplo | 17 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 4 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | danstyan | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komplo | 428 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | Wayven | 278 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | fishchair | 180 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aggro | 146 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | danstyan | 59 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | +3.76 | 83 | 57 |
| #2 | 11* iViiV1D | +2.11 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | fishchair | +1.00 | 70 | 64 |
| #4 | Komplo | -0.34 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | danstyan | -0.87 | 66 | 43 |





