








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 441 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4211 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,717 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 784 | 7% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3779 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4385 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,649,148 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 663 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jpropertyladder | 67% | 49 |
| #2 | mBp | 59% | 29 |
| #3 | fishchair | 56% | 80 |
| #4 | Wayven | 50% | 264 |
| #5 | Komplo | 46% | 204 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Komplo | 46% | 204 |
| #6 | Alper | 43% | 127 |
| #7 | Aggro | 43% | 93 |
| #8 | Virtual | 41% | 94 |
| #9 | Mr L10N | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 41 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | Komplo | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Aggro | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Virtual | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Alper | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komplo | 959 | 0.22 | 23 min |
| #2 | Wayven | 692 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | fishchair | 288 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Alper | 247 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Aggro | 227 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alper | +3.07 | 76 | 47 |
| #2 | Wayven | +3.02 | 81 | 52 |
| #3 | jpropertyladder | +2.86 | 75 | 56 |
| #4 | fishchair | +0.20 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | Komplo | -0.11 | 61 | 63 |





