








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1444 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 344 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 1345 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,564,045 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 189 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11* iViiV1D | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | fishchair | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | Wayven | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Virtual | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | Komplo | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Wayven | 48% | 126 |
| #4 | Virtual | 44% | 82 |
| #5 | Komplo | 44% | 96 |
| #6 | danstyan | 43% | 93 |
| #7 | ChaosLiza | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 42 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Komplo | 21 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Virtual | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | danstyan | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komplo | 435 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | Wayven | 366 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | fishchair | 119 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Virtual | 71 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | +3.53 | 81 | 55 |
| #2 | 11* iViiV1D | +3.41 | 82 | 54 |
| #3 | fishchair | -0.00 | 66 | 62 |
| #4 | danstyan | -0.47 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | Komplo | -0.54 | 64 | 65 |





