








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 277 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 73 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2230 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,488 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4329 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5376 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2494 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3289 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $805,930 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jpropertyladder | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | fishchair | 56% | 89 |
| #3 | Wayven | 49% | 230 |
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Virtual | 46% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | Virtual | 46% | 98 |
| #6 | danstyan | 46% | 204 |
| #7 | Aggro | 44% | 96 |
| #8 | Alper | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 43 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Aggro | 19 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | danstyan | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | 11* iViiV1D | 7 | 0.0061 |
| #5 | fishchair | 6 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | 591 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #2 | fishchair | 316 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Aggro | 179 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | danstyan | 131 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | Virtual | 88 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wayven | +3.06 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | jpropertyladder | +2.77 | 74 | 52 |
| #3 | 11* iViiV1D | +2.67 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | Alper | +2.22 | 74 | 43 |
| #5 | fishchair | +0.38 | 69 | 63 |





