








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 611 | 20% |
| Smokes | 809 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 885 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $350,586 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChaosLiza | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | Aggro | 58% | 53 |
| #3 | Wayven | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Komplo | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | danstyan | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Wayven | 50% | 36 |
| #4 | Komplo | 48% | 52 |
| #5 | danstyan | 48% | 21 |
| #6 | fishchair | 45% | 38 |
| #7 | Virtual | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aggro | 13 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Komplo | 12 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Wayven | 12 | 0.0149 |
| #4 | fishchair | 4 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Virtual | 2 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Komplo | 194 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | fishchair | 134 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Wayven | 130 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aggro | 84 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Virtual | 20 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 11* iViiV1D | +3.69 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | Wayven | +2.86 | 77 | 54 |
| #3 | Komplo | -0.37 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | fishchair | -1.58 | 65 | 63 |
| #5 | Aggro | -1.61 | 61 | 42 |





