








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 586 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3219 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,779 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4651 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3161 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2325 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1642 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $712,536 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 846 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DON'T DIE (That'dBeEmbarrassing) | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | AzzaR179 | 65% | 43 |
| #3 | Roadman Formless | 61% | 59 |
| #4 | Joe | 60% | 58 |
| #5 | Liam [95th] | 60% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liam [95th] | 34 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | Blizzard | 22 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Roadman Formless | 17 | 0.0156 |
| #4 | AzzaR179 | 10 | 0.0124 |
| #5 | GreyWolfBlack | 5 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzard | 398 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | Liam [95th] | 310 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Joe | 245 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #4 | Roadman Formless | 151 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | jMC | 77 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzard | +4.01 | 83 | 67 |
| #2 | LUM | +1.61 | 75 | 70 |
| #3 | Liam [95th] | +0.40 | 43 | 50 |
| #4 | Roadman Formless | +0.32 | 78 | 54 |
| #5 | jorge (new audio settings) | -0.20 | 67 | 46 |





