








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 135 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6542 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4004 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3797 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4298 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3381 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,531,729 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3697 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AzzaR179 | 65% | 75 |
| #2 | Liam [95th] | 62% | 141 |
| #3 | Sand Paper Fleshlight | 59% | 105 |
| #4 | LUM | 58% | 179 |
| #5 | Roadman Formless | 55% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GreyWolfBlack | 53% | 87 |
| #7 | Joe | 53% | 135 |
| #8 | Skrrtle | 48% | 25 |
| #9 | .wyne666 | 48% | 42 |
| #10 | jorge (new audio settings) | 47% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Liam [95th] | 50 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | LUM | 18 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | GreyWolfBlack | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Roadman Formless | 12 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Joe | 10 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LUM | 964 | 0.27 | 24 min |
| #2 | Liam [95th] | 504 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Joe | 478 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | Roadman Formless | 175 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sand Paper Fleshlight | 153 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blizzard | +4.77 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | Skrrtle | +0.74 | 79 | 46 |
| #3 | LUM | +0.61 | 72 | 69 |
| #4 | Roadman Formless | +0.28 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | .wyne666 | +0.00 | 68 | 63 |





