








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 368 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 381 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9360 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,966 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5451 | 22% |
| Smokes | 7708 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4830 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6977 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,530,029 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Comrade | 71% | 34 |
| #2 | lemowel | 62% | 109 |
| #3 | Electro | 60% | 77 |
| #4 | Hann | 58% | 77 |
| #5 | Jackmon- | 58% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smehi | +2.63 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | yonkerzz | +2.11 | 91 | 64 |
| #3 | N8 | +1.28 | 92 | 57 |
| #4 | EL FABIOLO | +1.06 | 90 | 67 |
| #5 | Jackmon- | +0.62 | 81 | 76 |





