








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 623 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3353 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4493 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4808 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4694 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3896 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,000,549 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 318 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xImLeon | 66% | 64 |
| #2 | Looten und Leveln | 60% | 81 |
| #3 | ☣ mere ☣ | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | 51% | 131 |
| #5 | Waltrude | 50% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Captain Magma | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | xImLeon | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Looten und Leveln | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | h0nk ~.~ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | 406 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Captain Magma | 396 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #3 | ☣ mere ☣ | 274 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #4 | Looten und Leveln | 233 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | Waltrude | 229 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Looten und Leveln | +3.74 | 63 | 62 |
| #2 | xImLeon | +3.14 | 87 | 64 |
| #3 | 「Insanity」Jenslyツ | +1.95 | 67 | 76 |
| #4 | Waltrude | +1.19 | 68 | 60 |
| #5 | ☣ mere ☣ | +0.98 | 67 | 69 |





