








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1213 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 644 matches | ||
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4577 | 17% |
| Smokes | 7527 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8726 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 6868 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,650,004 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 862 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goliih👑 | 56% | 290 |
| #2 | ling g | 54% | 84 |
| #3 | Schizo Hapa | 53% | 80 |
| #4 | WarFare | 52% | 219 |
| #5 | Lepteen | 52% | 499 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | WarFare | 52% | 219 |
| #5 | Lepteen | 52% | 499 |
| #6 | PopperuD | 47% | 318 |
| #7 | Cormaster | 46% | 112 |
| #8 | Mr.LinusMan | 29% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepteen | 36 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Cormaster | 22 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | PopperuD | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | goliih👑 | 19 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ling g | 6 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopperuD | 1481 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #2 | Lepteen | 1016 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #3 | WarFare | 831 | 0.18 | 21 min |
| #4 | goliih👑 | 579 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Cormaster | 175 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WarFare | +3.07 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | Lepteen | +2.44 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | goliih👑 | +1.82 | 81 | 52 |
| #4 | ling g | -0.38 | 45 | 52 |
| #5 | Chaze | -0.89 | 66 | 58 |





