








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,789 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8108 | 39% |
| Smokes | 4766 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5115 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2800 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,332,211 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goliih👑 | 54% | 65 |
| #2 | WarFare | 52% | 170 |
| #3 | ling g | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Lepteen | 48% | 170 |
| #5 | Chaze | 47% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | WarFare | 52% | 170 |
| #3 | ling g | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Lepteen | 48% | 170 |
| #5 | Chaze | 47% | 318 |
| #6 | Cormaster | 45% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cormaster | 15 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Lepteen | 10 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Chaze | 8 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | WarFare | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | goliih👑 | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WarFare | 670 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #2 | Lepteen | 374 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #3 | Chaze | 369 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #4 | Cormaster | 196 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | goliih👑 | 124 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WarFare | +2.72 | 79 | 72 |
| #2 | Lepteen | +1.55 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | goliih👑 | +1.25 | 81 | 54 |
| #4 | PopperuD | -0.56 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | Chaze | -0.90 | 64 | 62 |





