








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 240 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1369 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1130 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1462 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1031 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1593 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $591,923 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepteen | 54% | 57 |
| #2 | Chaze | 54% | 84 |
| #3 | PopperuD | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | goliih👑 | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Kainye | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | WarFare | 38% | 21 |
| #8 | marken | 36% | 22 |
| #9 | mathias | 35% | 20 |
| #10 | DrPapaDopeDog | 28% | 25 |
| #11 | GIlbert | 27% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaze | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Cormaster | 5 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | Lepteen | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Kainye | 3 | 0.0116 |
| #5 | PopperuD | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopperuD | 309 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lepteen | 104 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Chaze | 94 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | goliih👑 | 77 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cormaster | 52 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lepteen | +2.82 | 79 | 53 |
| #2 | Kainye | +2.81 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | goliih👑 | +2.50 | 81 | 57 |
| #4 | WarFare | +1.62 | 77 | 73 |
| #5 | marken | +1.13 | 88 | 65 |





