








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1050 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 331 matches | ||
| Wingman | 133 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4997 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3561 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4013 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2488 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,187,503 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 502 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | goliih👑 | 59% | 142 |
| #2 | WarFare | 59% | 160 |
| #3 | ling g | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Chaze | 52% | 499 |
| #5 | Cormaster | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ling g | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Chaze | 52% | 499 |
| #5 | Cormaster | 49% | 53 |
| #6 | PopperuD | 48% | 170 |
| #7 | Mr.LinusMan | 33% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chaze | 19 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | goliih👑 | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Cormaster | 12 | 0.0118 |
| #4 | PopperuD | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | WarFare | 5 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopperuD | 792 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | WarFare | 616 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | Chaze | 514 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #4 | goliih👑 | 292 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Cormaster | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WarFare | +3.66 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | Lepteen | +2.50 | 78 | 53 |
| #3 | goliih👑 | +1.08 | 80 | 50 |
| #4 | ling g | -0.83 | 49 | 47 |
| #5 | Cormaster | -0.92 | 60 | 32 |





