








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 835 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 307 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5129 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5014 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3644 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2810 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,435,853 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1428 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wolfgang Weber | 77% | 22 |
| #2 | Nick | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Lepteen | 59% | 160 |
| #4 | PopperuD | 52% | 170 |
| #5 | Chaze | 52% | 219 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PopperuD | 52% | 170 |
| #5 | Chaze | 52% | 219 |
| #6 | goliih👑 | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | Foan | 44% | 43 |
| #8 | Bala | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopperuD | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Chaze | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Lepteen | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Nick | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Foan | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PopperuD | 791 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | Lepteen | 332 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #3 | Chaze | 251 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | Bala | 97 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | Foan | 87 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | +3.40 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | WarFare | +2.72 | 77 | 69 |
| #3 | Lepteen | +1.09 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Wolfgang Weber | +0.30 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | goliih👑 | -0.06 | 79 | 53 |





