








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 221 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,843 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 624 | 34% |
| Smokes | 544 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 399 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 276 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,704 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | elmeri:D | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | HASSE | 31% | 16 |
| #7 | The Lappakeitto | 30% | 10 |
| #8 | Candle | 27% | 11 |
| #9 | pedro | 13% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 89 | 0.39 | 3 min |
| #2 | HASSE | 81 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | pedro | 77 | 0.42 | 2 min |
| #4 | Candle | 68 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| #5 | elmeri:D | 32 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Routalemmen Pekka | +2.82 | 46 | 76 |
| #2 | The Lappakeitto | +2.58 | 75 | 71 |
| #3 | (Handeli kuivuu) | +2.47 | 83 | 29 |
| #4 | Candle | +2.34 | 71 | 79 |
| #5 | pedro | +0.63 | 67 | 82 |





