








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,826 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2841 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2266 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1823 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,790 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 63% | 54 |
| #2 | heGe | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | Candle | 51% | 167 |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | 51% | 184 |
| #5 | Routalemmen Pekka | 50% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Lärvi | 42% | 55 |
| #10 | OnseKone | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | venyniilo | 37% | 19 |
| #12 | iSSe | 35% | 20 |
| #13 | tenho | 25% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Candle | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | BernuB | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | The Lappakeitto | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Raineri | 7 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Routalemmen Pekka | 4 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 853 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | Candle | 634 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | pedro | 453 | 0.28 | 14 min |
| #4 | heGe | 308 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #5 | BernuB | 199 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +5.33 | 76 | 67 |
| #2 | Raineri | +2.81 | 85 | 48 |
| #3 | pedro | +1.14 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | +1.07 | 69 | 68 |
| #5 | BernuB | +0.29 | 67 | 73 |





