








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 495 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1896 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,222 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1325 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1566 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1518 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,105,971 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoniBonJovi | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | ElChupa | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | HiltuJakki | 56% | 54 |
| #4 | Tsingis69 | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | elmeri:D | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruzleff | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | KIVIS | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Don | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Ruttunen | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | viiksivallu | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HiltuJakki | +2.53 | 73 | 73 |
| #2 | Ruzleff | +2.44 | 29 | 75 |
| #3 | Tsingis69 | +1.61 | 44 | 65 |
| #4 | The Lappakeitto | +1.55 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | JoniBonJovi | +1.17 | 38 | 77 |





