








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,276 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1006 | 24% |
| Smokes | 990 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1214 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1066 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $761,016 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | BernuB | 37% | 19 |
| #14 | Jerbanderus | 36% | 11 |
| #15 | crito | 33% | 9 |
| #16 | venyniilo | 33% | 9 |
| #17 | heGe | 32% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 356 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Candle | 323 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | pedro | 310 | 0.25 | 10 min |
| #4 | HASSE | 196 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #5 | heGe | 143 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | venyniilo | +8.27 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | Raineri | +3.86 | 89 | 46 |
| #3 | The Lappakeitto | +1.14 | 71 | 64 |
| #4 | Jerbanderus | +0.95 | 41 | 69 |
| #5 | Are | +0.84 | 79 | 60 |





