








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Wingman | 229 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8870 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,355 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9906 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9547 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6604 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7298 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,977,561 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1053 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heGe | 58% | 96 |
| #2 | Raineri | 53% | 167 |
| #3 | HASSE | 51% | 184 |
| #4 | Lärvi | 50% | 98 |
| #5 | pedro | 50% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 36 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | Candle | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | BernuB | 11 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | pedro | 9 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Kondy | 9 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Candle | 822 | 0.16 | 22 min |
| #2 | HASSE | 708 | 0.19 | 19 min |
| #3 | pedro | 569 | 0.23 | 17 min |
| #4 | heGe | 492 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #5 | Raineri | 378 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | +3.05 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | The Lappakeitto | +1.41 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Kondy | +0.96 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | BernuB | +0.26 | 65 | 75 |
| #5 | Lärvi | +0.16 | 84 | 57 |





