








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 509 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6316 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6379 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5676 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5383 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,309,008 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HASSE | 51% | 167 |
| #2 | Lärvi | 51% | 181 |
| #3 | Raineri | 48% | 259 |
| #4 | heGe | 48% | 197 |
| #5 | Are | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | 55 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | BernuB | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | The Lappakeitto | 16 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | pedro | 16 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | heGe | 14 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Lappakeitto | 1077 | 0.21 | 27 min |
| #2 | pedro | 1076 | 0.23 | 33 min |
| #3 | heGe | 917 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #4 | BernuB | 715 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #5 | HASSE | 688 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raineri | +2.07 | 86 | 46 |
| #2 | Are | +0.53 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | BernuB | +0.46 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | pedro | +0.38 | 62 | 62 |
| #5 | The Lappakeitto | +0.33 | 70 | 66 |





