








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 481 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 206 matches | ||
| Wingman | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,076 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1317 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1761 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 803 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2195 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,409,965 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Munkk1 | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | MNELKKU-S | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | E1kka | 53% | 231 |
| #4 | Eliastapanikarhu | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | Tomppaboy | 51% | 180 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | E1kka | 653 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | dulai | 351 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | Tomppaboy | 327 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | 0rav4 | 249 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Eliastapanikarhu | 102 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomppaboy | +4.72 | 89 | 60 |
| #2 | E1kka | +1.41 | 62 | 58 |
| #3 | dulai | +0.01 | 65 | 44 |
| #4 | MNELKKU-S | -0.06 | 56 | 49 |
| #5 | 0rav4 | -0.41 | 79 | 61 |





