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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,803 | |
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1805 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2686 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3899 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4188 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,216,171 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MG | 66% | 59 |
| #2 | KvH | 58% | 260 |
| #3 | Nick | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Лиле Homo | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Unota | 56% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Лиле Homo | 56% | 39 |
| #5 | Unota | 56% | 144 |
| #6 | oyda | 52% | 82 |
| #7 | TinG💔 | 52% | 46 |
| #8 | Oyxu hellcase.org | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KvH | 20 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Unota | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Лиле Homo | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | MG | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Nick | 3 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KvH | 326 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | Unota | 164 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Oyxu hellcase.org | 143 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | oyda | 92 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | TinG💔 | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TinG💔 | +2.73 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | KvH | +2.35 | 71 | 53 |
| #3 | Nick | +1.96 | 83 | 66 |
| #4 | Influencer | +1.83 | 64 | 47 |
| #5 | oyda | -0.10 | 60 | 51 |





