








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,960 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1793 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2269 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4330 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3568 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,011 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MG | 58% | 121 |
| #2 | Influencer | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | oyda | 49% | 197 |
| #4 | Erik | 49% | 61 |
| #5 | KvH | 49% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KvH | 30 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | Лиле Homo | 20 | 0.0087 |
| #3 | oyda | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Oyxu hellcase.org | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | MG | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oyxu hellcase.org | 422 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | KvH | 259 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | MG | 199 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | oyda | 187 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Лиле Homo | 186 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | +6.42 | 89 | 62 |
| #2 | KvH | +3.57 | 72 | 51 |
| #3 | Influencer | +3.12 | 65 | 46 |
| #4 | Oyxu hellcase.org | +0.96 | 63 | 52 |
| #5 | oyda | +0.62 | 59 | 53 |





