








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 957 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 516 matches | ||
| Esplay | 50 matches | 1,937 | |
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3668 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6340 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6461 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5682 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,036,848 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 604 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Kaluka | 50% | 133 |
| #9 | hagru | 50% | 244 |
| #10 | Nick | 49% | 43 |
| #11 | XXX | 47% | 150 |
| #12 | Eddy | 46% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hagru | 941 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #2 | 「Tolli」-⛴ | 552 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | Kaluka | 353 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | XXX | 311 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Eddy | 269 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick | +2.92 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | TinGđź’” | +2.38 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | hagru | +1.30 | 79 | 74 |
| #4 | XXX | +1.14 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | dylara دل‌آرا-دلارا | +0.28 | 58 | 43 |





